Hey folks,

It's me - the Mighty Hammer, dropping in to give my piece on Mario Kart Wii! Noddingdog asked me to write what I thought so it's my pleasure to get a bit of stardom! 

OK, might be a bit late but on the second of the release date I was there. Grabbed the game, threw money at the checkout guy and ran flat out for my Wii console. Quick video of the unpacking (that's standard, isn't it?) and straight in and away we go...

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Well well well, it seems that FullHealth is returning into full flow, and baby, this time we’re Back in Black! (Sorry, had to use that reference.) Anyway, I’m just here for a quick lowdown on the latest Nintendo game, Mario Kart Wii. This is my review, but please bear in mind I haven’t unlocked all the characters/karts (c’mon, be honest, does it really matter?) Click inside for my impressions plus a sweet new announcement!

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Ah, Wario... many a great time we’ve spent together... but what went wrong, eh? You used to be top of the class, A* material across the board. But now you’re just churning out ‘quirky’ microgame collections and you’ve forgotten your roots, lad. Why have you ditched the awesome platforming that made me love you more than that red dude with the ‘M’ on his forehead? Ah well, here’s my review for the last of the great days of Wario...

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What better way to spend another card-less, bitter Valentine’s Day than to sit down with the most sour humoured and twisted series of the past century? Ah yes, love is in the air, along with the flesh of a thousand dead Mudokons. What, you don’t know what a Mudokon is? Sit down, dear child, and I’ll tell ye a story...

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